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Programmers Classified

Matt’s life in a post titled The Authoritative Guide to Programmer Classification has classified programmers into three categories: “The Dork“, “The Geek Who Doesn’t Want to Be a Geek” and “The Geek Who Know’s He’s a Geek — And Loves It“.

The post then elaborates on how they go about their daily life. It is definitely a fun read.

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Mathematical Proof that 1=0

Given that a and b are integers such that a = b + 1,
Prove: 1 = 0

1. a = b + 1  (Given)

2. (a-b)a = (a-b)(b+1)  (Multiplication Prop. of =)

3. a2 - ab = ab + a - b2 - b (Distributive Property)

4. a2 - ab -a = ab + a -a - b2 - b (Subtraction Prop. of =)

5. a(a - b - 1) = b(a - b - 1)  (Distributive Property)

6. a = b (Division Property of = )

7. b + 1 = b (Transitive Property of = (Steps 1, 7) )

8. Therefore, 1 = 0 (Subtraction Prop. of =)

 

The flaw is in going from step 5 to 6, where you divide by 0 :)

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Mathematical Proof: Girls are Evil

Here is a mathematical proof that Girls are Evil:

  1. Girls require time and money: girls = time * money
  2. Time is money: time = money
  3. So girls are money squared: girls = (money)2
  4. Money is the root of all evil: money = sqrt(evil)
  5. So girls are evil: girls = (sqrt(evil))2 = evil

I guess those who did not believe in the hypothesis(Girls are Evil) should have sufficient proof to believe in it now :)

Source: Mathematical joke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Why Technical People Get Paid Less Than Managers

Engineers, Scientists, and Technicians almost never make as much money as business executives.

Let’s see a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)

Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time = Money)

As every engineer knows, Power = Work/Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money (from postulate 1 and 2 above), we have Knowledge = Work/Money

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work/Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, The More you Make. :)

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